funky-fandoms:

The graffiti at my school is beautiful

Isn’t it time to acknowledge the ugly side? I’ve grown quite weary of the spunky heroines, brave rape victims, soul-searching fashionistas that stock so many books. I particularly mourn the lack of female villains — good, potent female villains. Not ill-tempered women who scheme about landing good men and better shoes (as if we had nothing more interesting to war over), not chilly WASP mothers (emotionally distant isn’t necessarily evil), not soapy vixens (merely bitchy doesn’t qualify either). I’m talking violent, wicked women. Scary women. Don’t tell me you don’t know some. The point is, women have spent so many years girl-powering ourselves — to the point of almost parodic encouragement — we’ve left no room to acknowledge our dark side. Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.
Gillian Flynn (via knightofmercury)

(Source: rabbitinthemoon)

scalesandmagic:

thecarnalscientist-jt:

"Fish and chips, some Malibu rum with a bit of patrone and maybe a lemon wedge."

She stated rapidly, not before catching herself.

"Um..I don’t get how dream world or portal world works here so how do I pay for all of this?"

"Eh, don’t worry about it. Not like loosing a few bucks will hurt. It’ll be out in a few minutes." As for her drink, he set it on the counter a minute later.

That was quick.

JT thought to herself and took a sip. Her kind still spinning around from everything. Sure he just explained how she ended up at this world but it was still a lot to take in. So what did she do? Chugged the whole drink down in one setting.

"I needed that.."

She muttered, then caught someone’s glance and tried not to peer over too much.

thecarnalscientist-jt:

asklittlechickenheart:

thecarnalscientist-jt said: "i’d help you pet sit!!

[ ☣ ]-

"Can you handle four little chickens??"

"I can handle four cocks yes! Okay bad joke aside, yes I can handle them. Trust me. I’m good with animals. You’re talking to…

"I would never! I like baby chicks like I do ducklings. I get very protective over little cute puff balls like these guys." She said firmly, giving him the look much like he was doing to her.

As a Role Player, I make many promises.
But as a lazy scattered brain, I need people to remind me of most of them.
Every Role Player who can admit it. (via bloodyxjester)

dragon-inspiration:

Genus Araripesuchus - Cretaceous crocodyliforms that existed 125 to 66 million years ago. 5 species are documented in this genus, including the “boar croc” (my favorite), “dog croc”, and “rat croc” illustrated here.

With their fast, long legs but still distinctly crocodilian bodies and heads, these are some of the most dragon-like creatures, extant or extinct, that I’ve ever seen.

(Source: Wikipedia)

thesquirrelisonfire:

friendlycloud:

gojikas:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

bebinn:

eviltessmacher:

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

bebinn:

Want to go to Planned Parenthood in D.C.? You’ll have to run the anti-choice gauntlet first.

This is what it looks like when clinics don’t have buffer zones.

They’re sidewalk harassers, sidewalk bullies, whatever else, but they are no where near counselors. Counselors are non-judgmental, non-biased, empathetic listeners, that is NOT what those people are. - Paige

If the clinic employees begin exercising their 2nd Amendment right to bear arms and carried AR-15’s or AK-47’s along with them, on public streets, that would present an interesting conundrum to the gun loving right wing, would it not? I bet it would stop all the harassment cold too.

There are some abortion providers that do carry guns at all times, wear bulletproof vests to work, hire bodyguards, wear masks into the clinic so protesters can’t identify them, go in the back door, change up their driving routes every day, check under their cars daily for bombs, etc. That’s how serious this is, and that’s why it’s dangerous to take the protesters at face value, even if they seem peaceful. You don’t know who they’re hiding in the crowd.

And doctors who work at abortion clinics have been murdered by pro-life activists, in what has to be one of the biggest ironies in existence. Clinics have also been bombed.

Doctors like Dr. Tiller that saved my sister’s life.
Dr. Tiller was shot and killed in his own church, in front of his own family and community.

These people are disgusting.

If they care so much about life, they can spend their energy helping impoverished children.

Hypocrits.

don’t let stupid people have free time

​I got harassed by pro-life protesters when I got my check up from planned parenthood back in community college. I went in to get screened for cancers and get the first dose of the HPV vaccine.

Two had the nerve to try to grab at the bag of medicine and contraceptives I received and throw them out on the road once my appointment was done. They were like a pack of rabid dogs. If it wasn’t for a classmate of mine coming over and guarding me, I would have been in a brawl.

Don’t take these uneducated, incompetent folks lightly. If you see them or hear they will be around on your next appointment, bring a friend or someone you trust along. Cause the authorities in the area sure didn’t do jack shit when my friend and I tried to report it!

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

asklittlechickenheart:

thecarnalscientist-jt said: "i’d help you pet sit!!

[ ☣ ]- 

"Can you handle four little chickens??"

"I can handle four cocks yes! Okay bad joke aside, yes I can handle them. Trust me. I’m good with animals. You’re talking to someone who has more than 50% of their DNA read as animal." She grinned.