halloweenspooktacular:

I have re-blogged this twice before, but..I love it. It is exactly why Halloween and autumn is just amazing. I can’t be happy or breathe easily until the crisp cool days, the fall leaves and pumpkins on porches. Just a few more months…..

(Source: spookyleafonthewind)

There’s a monster at the end of this book. It’s the blank page where the story ends and you’re left alone with yourself and your thoughts.
Welcome to Night Vale (via raleighdrift)

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susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

There’s nothing sexier than a lady wearing a man’s shirt

(Source: alexanders-corner)

thecarnalscientist-jt:

ask-lucifers-vessel-nick:

"I have a one true vessel,Sam Winchester..I don’t need to worry about his body not accepting me..All angels have a one true vessel..But sometimes you need to improvise..My daughter here and the others don’t need consent for their…

Rhi was going to say something. Maybe even raise her voice at him for they comment but she said nothing. Ruby smiled then walked off with the other demons not saying another word. When Lucifer made the barrier go back down, Rhi let out a sharp gasp feeling the air rush back. Her eyes blinked a bit as she adjusted.

"Anouk..right.."

When she started thinking again, Rhi raised a brow looking up at Lucifer worriedly for a moment then eased up.

"Thanks for keeping her safe. I was worried your ‘daughter’ or those others knew about her. It’s one thing to get Anouk mixed up with angels but demons, I won’t stand for."

Rhi said defensively, then looked over towards one of the aisles and went over to get the candy she came for.

"Luce, why didn’t you tell me about the second vessel? Does Nick know, or did you keep that from him too?"

Rhi asked sadly, deciding to give him a chance to explain before blowing her top. She knew it wouldn’t help screaming at him. Even though she felt worried and scared.

lostdreamer19:

a-massacre-of-corvines:

eloarei:

My awesomest Christmas present this year, a preserved gold-dipped rose. If this isn’t Beauty and the Beast, I don’t know what is.

is that. a real. rose. preserevd in stuff.

is THAT. a REAL ROSE, preserved. IN STUFF.???

It’s called a Forever Rose. Look it up on Google. There’s a website for them !!!

ittybittywiddlekitty:

bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:

Peanut Butter & Jelly Cups
Chocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot Chocolate
The chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.
Triple Chocolate Mousse Cake
Chocolate Raspberry Pistachio Tartlets
Chocolate Pancake Cake
The chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.
Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich

You’re welcome.

I just cried with relief at seeing there are recipes attached to this post

(Source: bazenlerde)


thecarnalscientist-jt inquired:
"Balth, do you have any shampoo it's important."

impetuousangelbalthazar:

thecarnalscientist-jt:

impetuousangelbalthazar:

thecarnalscientist-jt:

impetuousangelbalthazar:

"Sure. Why do you need my shampoo?"

"Because you smell magically delicious and I need that kind of power right now." JT said grinning up at him.

Balthazar chuckled. “Are you saying I smell like lucky charms? Because I think you’re hungry.”

"Nah, I’m not hungry right now. If I was I would have said you smell like a walking hot pocket." JT smiled at him and laughed lightly.

Balthazar chuckled. “Well, its good I don’t smell like that then. Wouldn’t want you to eat me.” Motioning JT to follow, Balthazar went deeper into his place. Opening a door and heading into a huge bathroom, he went to a cabinet and grabbed a brand new bottle of shampoo. “Here.”

"I’d be an asshole if I did that even though, well, if I got a hold of your wings I could probably make the best fried chicken ever on the face of the planet." JT mused, laughing as she followed him. Her eyes trailed over some of the belongings in his place, once and again touching things until they were in the bathroom. Once he presented the shampoo she took it from him and popped the top open and inhaled the scent.

"This is better than coke. Thanks for the hair crack Balthy."


Anonymous inquired:
That novel title OMFG and Julia Roberts moment xD?

I didn’t come up with the novel title! But okay the Julia Roberts moment is that thing where she sees the pearl necklace in that one movie and the guy shuts the box and she starts laughing like a maniac as if A. She saw Tom Selleck naked for the first time B. A Furby magically took over her vocal cords or C. She realizes she belongs in a Dairy Queen.

DON’T ASK MY REASONS FOR THIS DEFINITION. IT WAS 8 IN THE MORNING AND HALF OF US WERE DRUGGED ON COFFEE AND LESS THAN TWO HOURS OF SLEEP WHEN WE CAME UP WITH THE NOVEL.